party-gilmore:

shutyourmoustache:

When my mother forgets a word, she is the queen of coming up with new words. Words that would take a third National Treasure movie to fully decipher. I was talking to her yesterday, and she said this: “You know the time for los jibbities is coming up. You must be so excited!” Oh, is it time for los jibbities already? I must have missed it on my calendar. Are we celebrating something? “Of course! We should all be celebrating, shouldn’t we?” OK, so los jibbities is a happy thing. It’s not like something is giving you the heebie-jeebies, which would have been my one and only guess. “Los heebie-jeebies? Now you’re making things up...and this is my show.” You’re right. The time for los jibbities is coming up. Is this a season? “Yes, the season for love. The season for pride.” OK, los jibbities. “Yeah, sound it out.” Los…jibbities. LGBTs! “Sí, mira cuz you’re gay!” “You couldn’t just say pride season? You couldn’t just… *laughs*

HAPPY LOS JIBBITIES EVERYBODY!!!

dweebspace:

“You can’t be a lurker on tumblr.” Yes, you absolutely can. I’ve been quietly reblogging things since 2014 and I haven’t interacted with anyone in years.

i-am-totally-not-a-lizard:

One thing I love about Tumblr that wasn’t a thing on Reddit is that I can just write whatever the fuck text post I want. No titles. No putting text on images. No algorithms or karma. Just fuckin splatter your mind onto the screen and people will see it. Like god intended.

local-pan-wizard:

Watching the difference between the Twitter migration mentality vs. the Reddit migration mentality is fucking hilarious.

Like, when Twitter users started moving over here everyone was pulling out all the stops and bringing back old fandoms that they were into and basically firing rent lowering shots by being super cringey.

And then all of the sudden when the Reddit refugees start showing up we’re like, “ah yes, pull up a log and gather around the dumpster fire. We’ll teach you how to not get killed by people hunting down bots and carve out a little area for you guys to relax and get used to the site before we throw you into the deep end of this hellsite that we call home. Tomorrow is Let Papyrus say Fuck day so you can prepare for that if you want. You want some hot coco and a blanket?”

why-is-it-always-autumn:

bairenalenko:

maestrosigma:

excellent names on the enemy team tonight

[ID: original post: a screenshot from a video game (I think Team Fortress Two) showing a list of five players on the red team. Their screennames are Greed, Lust, Shrimp, Envy, and Sloth, in that order]

[ID: Images in the reblog: a series of eyecatches from the anime Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood. Each image shows a character from the show, labeled with their name. The characters are Greed, Lust, Edward Elric, Envy, and Sloth, in that order]

despazito:

despazito:

Young people and old people’s complacency and acceptance of autoplay terrifies me if I’m finished a video and another begins playing THAT I DIDN’T CHOOSE I’m already loading my gun

Science needs to put me in a brain scanner so they can see the Evil Lobe light up whenever Im fed an autoplay video or unskippable ad

naomisofficelighting:

scaryorganmusic:

Biggest oversight in fob we didn’t start the fire

Coronavirus

Destiel

#coronavirus destiel cas got sent to super hell we didn’t start the fire

communistkenobi:

I do not think making callous jokes online about rich people dying in that submarine speaks to some troubling disconnect in public empathy I think the fact that some people have enough disposable cash on hand to die horribly in a submarine for literally no reason while millions of people struggle and die in poverty is where you should be placing your outrage

gayshitanddadjokes:

despite staff’s recent changes, we’re… winning??????

weirdgirl92:

Alan Menken when he was called in to compose the music for Hunchback of Notre Dame

vergi1ius:

pdlcomics:

a new day

Can I take a mulligan on today?

froody:

froody:

froody:

my life advice? go down to your local shelter and get the orangest cat they’ve got

they’ll often give them to you for free

they’re a really economical investment. you don’t need to have TV or wifi or social media or anything because of their great entertainment value

thunderpibb:

i love when they draw a carrot on top of the carrot cake just to remind you this aint no ordinary fuckin cake youre dealing with

toriburger:

Life After Happily Ever After

nathsketch:

This one has been on my to-do list for far too long! If you were patiently waiting for the smoulder, well, here it is! 🥰

Happy Valentines!! 🌸☀️

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